Empower your Day in Just Seconds
By Grantley Morris
How to Maximize your Experience
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Heavens honor roll reads like a Whos Who of bungling. And I love it! Jesus hand-picked disciples spent their time turning howlers into an art form. Their business cards must have read Bloopers for Every Occasion. There were the sons of blunder, James and John, armed with tongues programmed to shoot first and ask questions at the murder trial. Those thunder-heads even thought the Prince of Peace was into star wars (Luke 9:54). Then there was Peter, whose mouth went into spasms whenever his brain died. He always spoke with his mouth full, and still found room for the other foot. (Any normal sized mouth would have had corns.) You were sure to find this crying shame somewhere between boo-boo and boo-hoo. And while our silver tongued, lead brained hero was doing what came naturally, everyone else was scrambling to prove they had the IQ of a doughnut hole. Who could forget that ridiculous prayer-meeting when the maid left Peter locked out in the cold, the pray-ers thought the maid had gone around the twist for being so stupid as to think their prayers had been answered, and they finally made the brilliant deduction that the guy, who looks and sounds like Peter bashing on the door, must be Peters angel (Acts 12:12-16)? They believed in keeping their brains in as new condition. Remember the dozer with the window seat who fell three floors to sleep during Pauls sermon (Acts 20:9)? They make that drop-out look like a genius. Paul wasnt kidding when he said that by normal standards few of the Corinthian Christians were wise (1 Corinthians 2:26-27). If they were anything like the rest, you could pool their intellects and not have enough to power a headache. These are my type of people! And Gods. Taken from Comfort & Help for those Devastating Times When you Feel Like an Idiot Reach out! May be freely copied. Just include this notice: © Grantley Morris, www.net-burst.com
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